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Theme Park Adventure's coverage of Knott's Scary Farm's annual Halloween Haunt event is intended for Mature Audiences.  Parents with small children may wish to monitor their browsing of this section carefully.   The following pages contain graphic violence, crude humor, hopefully some breasts and more than likely, a lot of potty humor.  You've been warned, bitches.


BUILD 2007 - Take an exclusive look behind the veil as Theme Park Adventure and Knott's Scary Farm bring fans their first glimpse of the 35th Annual Halloween Haunt!

From Major Fan to Miner Monster - Join one of the most "famous" Halloween Haunt fans ever on a very personal and very exclusive journey as he crosses the Veil to become a member of the Haunt Family after 35 years of attending the Scary Farm as a guest.  This is the story of "Uncle" Mike Hansen's transformation...

WHISPERS IN THE FOG - Perhaps the single most unique and successful aspect of Theme Park Adventure's annual Halloween Haunt coverage, Whispers takes fans behind the scenes and allows a select few members of the Scary Farm family to share their nightly adventures with enthusiasts around the world.  This season, there are four voices emerging from the fog... one from The Gauntlet, one from Ghost Town, one from the Doll Factory and for the first time ever, we have a voice coming from one of the Haunt's stage shows!

FIRST NIGHT 2007 - For the first time in years, Theme Park Adventure made its way to the Scary Farm to document First Night!  Check out the pictures - from Warehouse P to The Doll Factory!  We have your quick peek here!

SCREAM AND SCREAM AGAIN - A huge thank you to Knott's Berry Farm, a massive WHOOOOP! for our winners!  Someone's goin' to Knott's Halloween Haunt courtesy of Theme Park Adventure and Knott's Scary Farm!  Better yet, someone's being admitted to the Mangler Asylum to become one of the crazies for a few hours!  Too much damned fun!

TPA NIGHT 2007 - Once again, TPAers gathered at the ol' Scary Farm for our annual TPA Night at Haunt!  Peeps from all over came together for one night of madness, mayhem, BOO! cookies and yes... the friggin RAIN, two years in a row now!  That is why the TPA Night shirts are white, kids!  Woo hoo!  Click to see yourselves being naughty - or click and feel depressed because you have to wait a whole year to join us on this special night!


MAZES & ATTRACTIONS FOR 2007:

BEOWULF LABYRINTH INTO DARKNESS - THE LAKE

PYROMANIAX - LOG RIDE

THE DOLL FACTORY - WILDERNESS DANCE HALL

KILLER CLOWN KOLLEGE - XCELERATOR

BLACK WIDOW'S CAVERN - MINE RIDE

LORE OF THE VAMPIRE - BALLOON RACE

ASYLUM - GHOSTRIDER 1

RED BEARD'S REVENGE - MAIN GATE

FEARY TALES - GHOSTRIDER 2

13 AXE MURDER MANOR - MYSTERY LODGE

THE GRUDGE 2 - FIESTA PLAZA

LOST VEGAS - BUMPER CARS

DARK REALM LAZER RAGE - STAGECOACH TRAIL

 

SCARE ZONES:

GHOST TOWN, THE GAUNTLET, CARNEVIL AND SILVER BULLET MINING TOWN

 

SHOWS:

THE HANGING "IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAX WORLD!" - CALICO SQUARE

HACKS "TRICK OR TREAT" - KNOTT'S GHOUL TIME THEATRE

THE DEATH OF DR. CLEAVER - BIRD CAGE THEATER

THE CHIPPER LOWELL EXPERIENCE - BOARDWALK BALLROOM

FESTIVAL OF FREAKS - GAUNTLET THEATRE

THE ROCKETZ - WAGON CAMP

INFERNO - BETWEEN COASTERS AND PERILOUS PLUNGE

 
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